He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Randomize
