we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
FUCK WHALES
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
