i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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