is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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