U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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