Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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