I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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