Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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