Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
You were trust falling into bushes
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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