They have a pepper shaker for pot.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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