and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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