I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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