super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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