I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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