If i come over, it means nothing
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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