If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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