this boner is exhausting
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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