Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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