How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
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