is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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