everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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