the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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