My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
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