I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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