Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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