Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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