Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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