I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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