never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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