We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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