yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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