So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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