turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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