My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Randomize
