: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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