ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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