Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
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