how can u be prego again
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
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