Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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