the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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