HIV tests are more positive than that guy
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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