So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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