quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
my being single is dangerous.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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