Well apparently he's into motor boating.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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