im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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