Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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