You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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