I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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