He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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