dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
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